Okay, so yesterday I was praising the rural and pristine nature of life in New Hampshire. Well, it still has it's Freeks and Geeks. Last night, while browsing the local news, I find that not only does Newmarket have people who commit lewd acts, but so does our apartment complex. He hasn't been convicted yet, only arrainged, but YUCKO!
So this freak was outside our apartment looking in windows and committing lewd acts. ARG! Good thing we don't live on the first floor. If this creep gets convicted, we won't be bothered by him for a year. It seems that New Hampshire prisons aren't too over-crowded, just understaffed. Thank goodness we are moving to Lee. I am sure that has less freaks living there, if only because there are less people living there!The moral of the story is don't commit your lewd acts in Newmarket. Well, if you do, only do it once. Or maybe the moral of the story is don't commit lewd acts in public. Good thing we are moving though, I don't want to see my apartment building featured on "COPS"!
And rest assured that Derek Lee isn't a perv! (Hey, you can still vote for him for the All-Star game if you haven't given your 25 votes yet! I had to get it in here somehow.) So make some comments, drop me an email, or just relax and stay out of jail!
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