Here is one of the most bizarre things I have seen for a long, long time. Yet, in some strange way, it calls out to me "BUY ME! You know you want me, BABY!" What can I say? I am totally amazed by this guy. Not only is he sitting on a toilet and holding a tape dispenser for you, the toilet bowl holds paperclips. Then, when you pick this guy up, the magnet in his butt gets them for you!
Yes, I must have one of these for my desk! What could be better? An electronic yodeling pickle? A Bacon Strip Adhesive Bandage? I didn't know such stupid stuff could be bought. Thanks to Stupid.com, I do. And I WANT IT ALL!
Now I remember, way back, when I was a young child, Uncle Curt would get a catalog in the mail that was full of these kinds of products. You know, Hot Pepper Gum, A coffin bank with a skeleton who takes in your coins with its bony hand, and whoopee cushions just to name a few. Now, with the internet, there is no end to the stupid things I can find and add to my endless wish list. Then all of these things can take up residence next to our Bobble Head Jesus that is sitting in a box in the attic.
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